Daily Archives: Friday, March 6, 2026

  • Sirāt

    Óliver Laxe (2025)

    In Islamic tradition, Sirat is the bridge that spans Hell and Paradise:  text on screen at the start of Óliver Laxe’s film describes that bridge as thinner than a hair, sharper than a sword.  In the event, this desert odyssey has more in common with words from Christian (or at least Miltonic) eschatology.  With a fortissimo and sometimes disorienting soundtrack, the film is often pandemonium.  The story that Laxe and his co-writer Santiago Fillol tell, ensures that sitting through Sirāt is, from start to finish, purgatory.  In the pejorative sense of painfully unpleasant, that is – you don’t feel better for the experience.

    Sirāt begins with six adults, one child, two dogs.  Middle-aged Spaniard Luis and his pre-teen son Esteban are heading for a rave, happening somewhere in the deserts of southern Morocco, in the hope of finding Esteban’s missing sister.  They hook up with a group comprising Jade, Tonin, Stef, Josh and Bigui – mates and dropouts, in their thirties and forties, who might be described as raving nomads; at any rate, they’re heading for a different rave in Mauritania.  The dogs are Esteban’s Jack Russell terrier, Pipa, and whitish mongrel Lupita (she could belong to Josh though he and the others may not believe in possessions).  When soldiers turn up and order all concerned to evacuate the territory, the raving nomads ignore instructions, driving their two big vans into mountainous terrain.  Luis and Esteban follow in their smaller van.  Radio news reports that a conflict between two unnamed countries has broken out and that World War III is imminent.

    This viewer found Sirāt gruelling even while the characters’ problems were largely practical – running low on petrol and haggling to buy more, vehicles in potholes, and so on.  The narrative starts to liven up, not in a good way, when Pipa briefly goes missing then is found unconscious.  The raving nomads soon diagnose the problem – Bigui took drugs then defecated, Pipa ingested his LSD-infused faeces – and know what to do.  They get the dog to drink milk (seemingly not in short supply) and she gradually recovers.  It’s a short reprieve.  On a mountain pass, one of the big vans gets stuck in a rut.  Luis helps the other men get it going again.  While his back is turned, his own van, with Esteban and Pipa inside, slides back down the slope and over the edge of a precipice, crashing far below.  Crazed with grief, Luis wanders off alone into a sandstorm.  The two women, Jade and Stef, rescue and revive him (water this time).  To cheer everyone up, Jade gets them to join her in taking some kind of psychoactive drug and starts improvising a rave with two loudspeakers from the nomads’ sound system (which we saw being stacked in their vans at the very start of the film).  Standing apart from one another, each of the six fellow-travellers moves to the music in their own trance.  With punning prescience, Jade shouts ‘Blow it up!’ moments before she’s killed by a landmine under the sand.  When Tonin instinctively heads in her direction, he’s blown up by another landmine.

    By now, Sirāt is shaping up as a grotesque, politically pretentious take on And Then There Were None.  It’s some relief that the casualty rate slows a bit in what’s left of the film.  Both remaining vans are sacrificed in the survivors’ attempts to identify a safe path through the minefield.  Luis then takes the initiative in heading for a rocky area, some sixty to eighty metres away (he and Bigui give different estimates of the distance), assumed to be mine-free.  He makes it there safely; when Bigui follows in his footsteps, though, he’s blown up.  Frightened as they are to move forward, Stef and Josh, with Lupita in his arms, manage to reach Luis on the rocks.  In the film’s closing sequence, a train is shown moving through the desert.  Those seated on the train roof are mostly Arabs, but Luis, Stef and Josh are among them (I didn’t notice Lupita but here’s hoping she was there too).  The passenger train heads away from the camera into the vast, unyielding distance, aka a bleak future.

    Sirāt has won numerous awards, including three at Cannes 2025 (the Jury Prize, a soundtrack award, a well-deserved Palme Dog for Pipa and Lupita).  At this month’s Oscars, it’s nominated for Best International Film and Best Sound.  It’s hard not to be impressed by Laia Casanova’s elaborate sound design or by Mauro Herce’s cinematography or by the commitment and endurance of Óliver Laxe’s main cast, only two of whom had prior professional experience.  Those two are the reliably excellent Sergi López (Luis) and Bruno Núñez Arjona, who plays his son.  For the most part, says Wikipedia, Laxe opted for ‘a street-casting process … Jade Oukid, a French photographer, amateur filmmaker and seamstress, was found at a festival in Portugal.  Tonin Janvier, a French street festival performer, spent a significant part of his life in West Africa and lost a leg in a motorcycle accident.  Stefania Gadda, an Italian rancher who lives off-the-grid, was found in the Spanish town of Órgiva …’  No mention there of Richard Bellamy (Bigui) or Joshua Liam Henderson (Josh) but the former is missing a hand and Google AI reckons that Laxe ‘intentionally cast non-professional actors with disabilities’.  It may well be that the people on screen, except for López and Núñez Arjona, are essentially playing themselves.  In any case, Laxe directs them skilfully.

    That doesn’t count for a lot, though.  At one point, Tonin uses his leg stump as the star of an improvised puppet show, and sings his companions a song, addressed to ‘Monsieur le président’, about not wanting to fight any more.  This is presumably Tonin Janvier’s own composition, and his voice and verve are briefly elating.  It’s the single moment where Laxe is making a point but making it entertainingly (Esteban really enjoys Tonin’s performance).  Otherwise, I can’t think of another recent film I’ve disliked as much as Sirāt.

    3 March 2026

  • The Pink Panther

    Blake Edwards (1963)

    Not exactly his origin story but this is the start of Inspector Jacques Clouseau’s life in cinema.  That’s the main interest of Blake Edwards’ film now:  as comedy entertainment, The Pink Panther is a strenuous mess and watching it quite hard work.  Clouseau has his own Wikipedia page, according to which his ‘immense ego, eccentricity, exaggerated French accent, and prominent mustache are all a parody of Hercule Poirot’ (never mind that Poirot’s Belgian).  Yet this isn’t how Peter Sellers’ Clouseau comes across in his screen debut.  His torturous, mispronounced English is still a work in progress here – ditto his unfailing knack of getting hold of the wrong end of the stick.  Clouseau says plenty of daft things in The Pink Panther and his delusions of suavity are preposterous, but the verbal side of his absurdity, which came to match his gift for wreaking havoc on high-end décor, plays second fiddle in the first film of the series.  It’s nearly always a pratfall that punctures Clouseau’s inflated idea of himself.

    He’s also, for the first and only time in the series, married – though purely for plot purposes.  Unbeknown to adoring, amorous Clouseau, his lovely wife Simone (Capucine) is having an affair with middle-aged playboy Sir Charles Lytton (David Niven) – who’s also an internationally notorious jewel thief, aka the Phantom, with his sights now set on the priceless Pink Panther diamond.  Simone has accrued a small fortune acting as a fence for Lytton; her sleuth husband hasn’t noticed that either.  In the film’s climax, Lytton and his nephew George (Robert Wagner), after a car chase through the streets of Rome, are arrested and stand trial, only for Clouseau to be framed as the Phantom.  He’s surprised to be called as sole defence witness and answers trick questions from the defence barrister (John Le Mesurier) ineptly.  As Clouseau prepares to mop his brow at the end of his ordeal in the witness box, the precious jewel drops from his handkerchief.  Ill fame does instant wonders for his manhood.  In the car taking him to jail, the two carabinieri escorting Clouseau wonder enviously that he has so many female fans and ask how he managed to commit so many crimes.  ‘Well, you know,’ replies the prisoner, ‘it wasn’t easy’.  He would never be so popular with women again.  In subsequent Pink Panther films, wifeless Clouseau’s romantic endeavours are reliably doomed to failure.

    It’s surprising too, given that the later films are comedy vehicles for Peter Sellers, that Clouseau, in terms of screen time, isn’t even the main character here – he’s certainly out of the picture for some time midway through.  This hints at a basic problem with The Pink Panther.  There are times early on when it looks to be aiming to be a stylish crime romcom in the manner of Stanley Donen’s Charade (released just a few weeks ahead of The Pink Panther, in late 1963).  There’s only one sequence where Blake Edwards comes anywhere near succeeding in this aim – when Lytton, trying to seduce the diamond’s owner, Princess Dala (Claudia Cardinale), gets her drunk on champagne:  sprawling tipsily on a tiger-skin rug in her chalet in Cortina d’Ampezzo, Claudia Cardinale is one half of an amusing double act with the stuffed tiger’s head.  After this, Edwards virtually abandons the supposedly sophisticated side of things.  A few minutes after the champagne and tiger bit, there’s a feeble scene in which Simone gives beginner George a skiing lesson with chaotic results.  It’s as if the director has set an alarm reminding him it’s time for another wodge of physical comedy, never mind how mechanically it’s delivered.

    According to AV Club, the contrast between the stylish stuff and Clouseau ‘is precisely what makes the movie so funny.  It acts as the straight man, while Sellers gets to play mischief-maker’.  If only!  Once A Shot in the Dark (1964) introduced Chief Inspector Dreyfus (Herbert Lom), Clouseau did have a straight man to play off.  In The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) – the only other film in the series I know that I’ve seen – Herbert Lom’s apoplectic exasperation is a painfully funny complement to Peter Sellers’ inadvertent anarchy.  Even in that film, though, Edwards takes the view that more is more, piling on gags until they get tiresome.  It’s worse in The Pink Panther because he seems to think that, if he pushes hard enough, he’ll turn the whole cast into brilliant comedians.  An extended farce episode in adjoining bedrooms – involving David Niven, Capucine and Robert Wagner, as well as Sellers – is well enough played by all concerned, but in three out of four cases you can see the effort.  Even when Edwards has a decent joke, like the police sergeant disguised as a zebra at Princess Dala’s costume party, he flogs it to death.

    Thanks to the strongarming direction, it’s Sellers’ grace notes that you appreciate rather than the spectacular collisions and trip-ups:  his more intricate bits of clumsiness and throwaway line readings are especially enjoyable.  Niven’s light touch and good humour can’t disguise his lack of comic flair, but he has more of it than Capucine or Wagner; after Sellers, though, Claudia Cardinale’s performance is the film’s best.  This wasn’t her first appearance in an English-language film – that was in an obscure British comedy called Upstairs and Downstairs (1959) – but The Pink Panther was her Hollywood debut.  Playing South Asian royalty (Princess Dala’s Maharajah father gives her the Pink Panther diamond when she’s a young girl), Cardinale is as likeable as she’s beautiful and, as far as the script by Edwards and Maurice Richlin allows, funny.

    Cardinale and Niven’s verbal sparring is nice, though it’s a stretch to believe the Princess is so smitten with Sir Charles Lytton that she’s ready to help Simone frame Clouseau for the Phantom’s crimes.  The most surprising piece of casting is Brenda de Banzie as a gushing socialite – de Banzie throws off her usual careworn and/or querulous screen persona (Hobson’s Choice (1954), The Entertainer (1960)) with OTT abandon.  Over-familiar as it became, Henry Mancini’s theme music is elegantly witty.  There’s plenty of high society on display in The Pink Panther but it’s only Mancini’s score that supplies the film with a real touch of class.

    28 February 2026