The Mastermind
Kelly Reichardt (2025)
In Worcester, Massachusetts … readers of Elizabeth Bishop know what happened there on the fifth of February 1918. On 17 May 1972, a major theft of artwork took place at the Worcester Museum – two Gauguins, one Picasso, one work at the time attributed to Rembrandt. The theft is supposedly one of Kelly Reichardt’s inspirations for the pivotal robbery in her new film, though I didn’t know that beforehand. I knew only that The Mastermind was supposedly the story of an inept thief, played by a proven good actor, Josh O’Connor. Otherwise, I went into the film blind – and, for much of its 110 minutes, almost stayed that way. Long stretches of The Mastermind are hard to make out, thanks to the dusky lighting by Christopher Blauvelt, Reichardt’s usual cinematographer. The writer-director’s reasons for making this picture are pretty obscure, too.
The title character is James Blaine ‘JB’ Mooney, art school dropout and unemployed carpenter, with a wife (Alana Haim) and two young sons (Jasper and Sterling Thompson) to support. On a family visit to the Framingham Museum of Art (Reichardt’s invention though Framingham is an actual place, quite close to Worcester), JB manages to remove a figurine from a display case and to exit the building without this being noticed. He’s sufficiently encouraged to plan a more ambitious theft although Reichardt scales down from the Worcester Museum robbery the cachet of the stolen art: the four works removed in the film are all the work of the American modernist Edward Dove. This makes it easier for JB’s father (Bill Camp), a pompous, self-approving circuit judge, to express derisive surprise that anyone thinks Dove’s abstract paintings are worth nicking in the first place. Mooney senior, who thoroughly despises his feckless son, has no idea, of course, who masterminded the robbery. The same goes for JB’s more indulgent mother (Hope Davis) and his wife.
It’s not worth going into further detail about the robbery. Suffice to say, quoting the words of an old friend in whose home JB seeks refuge after going on the run, ‘Honestly, I don’t think you’ve thought things through enough’. In the hypoactive world of a Kelly Reichardt film, the phrase on the run doesn’t mean what it would usually mean, in a crime picture. Like most of Reichardt’s other work that I’ve seen (Certain Women (2016) the only exception), The Mastermind is up itself in a peculiarly sluggish way. Reichardt seems to mean to subvert heist movie conventions by presenting her protagonist as a self-centred dimwit. It’s true this enterprise is liable to be wasted on someone like me, who maybe hasn’t thoroughly enjoyed a screen heist since a friend’s eleventh birthday outing to the York Odeon in 1966, to see Audrey Hepburn and Peter O’Toole in William Wyler’s How to Steal a Million – someone, in other words, almost always left cold by charismatic thieves and kinetic robbery sequences. Much more to the point is who’ll like The Mastermind. This is art house cinema, all right, as Rotten Tomatoes ratings make clear. As of today’s date, the film is 92% fresh from 120 critics’ reviews, 37% on the all-audience ‘Popcornmeter’ (100+ ratings). Filmgoers drawn to The Mastermind by its subject and supposed genre, are almost bound to be disappointed, if not bored stiff – and reasonably so. If you’re going to subvert genre conventions, it helps if you’d be capable of delivering them straight. An inert, academic filmmaker like Kelly Reichardt is no more cut out for the job than she would have been for The Italian Job.
Although Reichardt’s story is set in 1970, I inferred it was a period piece largely through what was missing – no mobile phones, no CCTV in the art gallery, no colour television. As well as being hard to make out visually, The Mastermind is quite hard to hear, though Reichardt is sparing with the dialogue anyway (the same, alas, can’t be said for her use of Rob Mazurek’s jazz score). I couldn’t see or hear most of what was being broadcast on the black-and-white TVs: it was only late on that I could be sure my guess that the Vietnam War was a big part of the TV news, was right. The film is a waste of acting talent, especially Josh O’Connor’s, although I did laugh when one of JB’s sons locks himself in his bedroom, and his father says, exquisitely weakly, ‘I command you to open this door!’ It’s worth hanging around until the end because The Mastermind’s last five minutes are its liveliest, albeit the bar has not been set high. In Cincinnati and out of funds, JB steals an old woman’s purse. He escapes into an anti-Vietnam War street protest, assuming there’s safety in numbers, gets arrested and driven off in a police van, and that’s the last we see of him. According to Wikipedia, Kelly Reichardt has ‘described the film as a struggle between the allure of individualism and the necessity of collective action’. This kind of claptrap is probably what has earned her praise, from one of the ‘top critics’ on Rotten Tomatoes, for making another ‘period movie that’s extremely about our current moment in time’.
6 November 2025